I copied this one from Darkling's blog, quite shamelessly. :P
If I were a beginning, I would be: Form
If I were a month, I would be: November
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Saturday
If I were a time of day, I would be: Midnight
If I were a planet, I would be: Earth
If I were a season, I would be: Autumn
If I were a sea animal, I would be: A Sea Anemone
If I were a direction, I would be: North
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: A loveseat
If I were a sin, I would be: Pride
If I were a liquid, I would be: Green Tea
If I were a fraud/scare, I would be: A Gargoyle
If I were a gem, I would be: An Amethyst
If I were a tree, I would be: A Pine Tree
If I were a tool, I would be a: Pen
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: An Orchid
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: The calm before a storm
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: A Violin
If I were an animal, I would be: A Snow Leopard
If I were an emotion, I would be: Love
If I were a vegetable, I would be: A Cucumber
If I were a sound, I would be: The sound of silence
If I were an element, I would be: Water
If I were a car, I would be: A Mercedes
If I were a song, I would be: Pretty Woman
If I were a food, I would be: Prawn Cocktail
If I were a place, I would be: Venice
If I were a material, I would be: Chiffon
If I were a taste, I would be: Tangy
If I were a scent, I would be: Sandalwood
If I were a religion, I would be: Buddhism
If I were a sentence, I would be: I love you
If I were a body part, I would be: The heart
If I were a facial expression, I would be: Dreamy
If I were a subject in college, I would be: English Literature
If I were a shape, I would be: An Oval
If I were a quantity, I would be: So minute that none can measure me
If I were a color, I would be: Lavender
If I were a thing, I would be: A Book
If I were a landmass, I would be: A virgin island
If I were a book, I would be: Waves by Virginia Woolf
If I were a monument, I would be: The Leaning Tower of Pisa
If I were an artist, I would be: Leonardo da Vinci
If I were a poem, I would be: The Lake Isle of Innisfree by W.B. Yeats
If I were a landscape, I would be: A Mountain Range
If I were a watch, I would be: Devoid of time
If I were God, I would be: Satan, the Dark God
If I were a vowel, I would be: A
If I were a consonant, I would be: L
If I were a formula, I would be: one explaining the secret of the universe
If I were a Science, I would be: Physics
If I were a theory, I would be: Existentialism
If I were a famous person, I would be: Elizabeth I
If I were sport, I would be: Golf
If I were a movie, I would be: Bridges of the Madison County
If I were a cartoon, I would be: Snowy
If I were an explorer, I would be: Tenzing Norgay
If I were a scientist, I would be: Archimedes
If I were a relation, I would be: A nameless one
If I were a river, I would be: The Danube
If I were intoxication, I would be: Lust
If I were alone, I would be: Dreaming
If I were a question, then I would be: How
If I were a hobby, I would be: Reading
If I were a habit, I would be: Twisting a lock of hair with my fingers
If I were in an atom, I would be: Of that of Oxygen
If I were an end, I would be: Emptiness
If I were you, I would be: Continuing with this tag
I would like to tag Bro, Musaphir and anyone else who is interested.